Why did the chicken cross the road?

FOX MULDER:
No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.

DANA SCULLY:
There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more evidence.

JOHN DOGGETT:
Wherever the chicken is we will find it, in the meantime let's go solve some chicken mysteries.

MONICA REYES:
No friggin' way! There's a chicken?

WALTER SKINNER:
:::teeth clenched::: You've got 24 hours to find out why that @!!*@!@ chicken crossed the road!!!

CSM:
:::blows puff of smoke::: There was no chicken.

ALEX KRYCEK:
Because he can't decide WHAT side he's really on.

BYERS:
It was trying to escape the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.

LANGLY:
It was on its way to the grassy knoll, dude.

FROHIKE:
:::snapping a photo::: I don't know, but she's hot.

MRS. MULDER:
I have told you that I don't remember any chicken.

MRS. SCULLY:
I had a dream about the chicken being taken away....

MELISSA SCULLY:
The chicken needed to get in touch with its inner self, to find the light and the good. It was in a very dark place...

BILL SCULLY, JR.:
Dana, you spend too much time worrying about chickens... for HIM? You should be home with your family!

DEEP THROAT:
Mr. Mulder, they crossed the road a very long time ago. Trust no fowl.

X:
The chicken is choosing a dangerous time to cross alone. The road is still out there, but it's never been more dangerous.

JEREMIAH SMITH:
I can't tell you right now why the chicken crossed the road, but if you come with me, I'll show you....

ALIEN BOUNTY HUNTER:
Tell me where the chicken is!

SECTION CHIEF BLEVINS:
We trust that the chicken made the proper decision about crossing the road.

EUGENE TOOMS:
Mmm...pate...

EVES:
It just knew.

MICHAEL [Genderbender]:
The road's touch was electric....but after that, the chicken remembers, only vaguely. Crossing the road used to be so simple!

DUANE BARRY:
I don't know... it just had to go...Please, I'm askin' ya not to stop it from crossing the road... it just has to go!!!!!!!

ALBERT HOSTEEN: There is an ancient Indian saying that a chicken lives only as long as the last person that remembers it crossing the road.

CLYDE BRUCKMAN: Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do any of us do anything? Why did he choose that exact moment to cross the road, thus leaving a slight indentation in the surface... that, fifty years later, causes a man driving a blue sports car to hit it, and spin off the road, spiraling to his death...

LUCY HOUSEHOLDER: I don't know nothin' about no chicken. If I'm your last hope... then that chicken's in a lot more trouble than you think.

ROBERT MODELL [Pusher]: The other side of the road looks very interesting. The sky looks so blue on that side. Cerulean blue. I bet you want to go to the other side of the road. The chicken's right over there, waiting. Go on, cross the road...

HOLLY [Pusher]: I don't know why the chicken did it! I'm so, so sorry, sir... I'm so sorry...

JOSE CHUNG:
I interviewed the chicken several times, over the course of three weeks, and each time I interviewed him, I got a different answer! Truth is as subjective as reality! By the way, do you know he he perfers the term 'crosser' or 'transportee'?

MEMBER OF CONGRESS [Terma]:
Answer the question, Miss Road: Where is the chicken, and why is it not here?

LEONARD BETTS:
He's sorry. But the road had something he needed.

MICHAEL KRITSCHGAU:
The chicken was an elaborate hoax all along, planted so that you would believe the lie that chickens existed.

CHRIS CARTER:
You'll have to wait until the movie comes out next millennium to find out.

VINCE GILLIGAN:
Crossing the road was true to the chicken's nature. It was familiar, something that he had done before.

DAVID DUCHOVNY:
It was too good for the "other side". Where's my money?

FANFIC WRITER:
Because Chris Carter wasn't letting it go anywhere, and it needed someone to let it cross.

X-PHILE:
Maybe the chicken is so fed up waiting for the %@#&*@ premiere that it decided to go play in traffic.

NON X-PHILE:
Who cares? It's just a stupid chicken! It's fictional! Why the heck are you worrying about a chicken, anyway? I just don't see what you see in this whole thing!


gruß, ulli