Alt, aus den 80ern, aber schön:

"Dear Jimmy!

Me goes it good and hope the self from you.
Have you already the Golf seen? You mean trueshinely, that is the longwhiling play, over what they by you in England during speak. But there are you chief wickled, it is a new car from the peoplecarwork. And what for one! The Golf is simple doll! I am quite from the socks. Put you before, yesterday have I the Klaus-Dieter met. That is the frech, redhairing guy, whom you in lashing the giant watshing given have. He is a peoplecarsaler and had a Golf thereby, a yellow, my darlingscolour. I was equal fire and flame. Klaus-Dieter asked: "Will you muchlight once drive, Zenzi?" I overlaid not long, while I yes now a leadershine have, and answered: "Yes, I am so free", and mounted in.
Open said, in oncatch had I a little shit, but then went all like meered. I let the motor on, did the first gang in, gave gas, and the Golf runned therefrom like a singing sow. Me remained fast the spittle away, that can you bevoiced believe me. I can you say: The Golf is lonesome top. And thereby needs he say and write only eight litres up hundred kilometers. When you self the taxwheel in the hand take, will you big eyes make and togive: All eighting, this car is not from bad parents.
Naturally sat himself Klaus-Dieter quite near to me, ifwell that overhead not needturning been were, the Golf has namely every quantity place, and when you the backbank foreclap, pass 698 litres, at byplay beer or whiskey, in him.
The golf has also lieseats, what Klaus-Dieter me unconditioned foremake would. But I know him already and have said: "No, no, I can me think, what you forehave, you listling. Or will you, that my Jimmy you again one downbeats?"
Dear Jimmy, when you again backcome buy we us a Golf and drive withanother around, not true?

I think running at you.
Your Zenzi"