Dear Mr. Auto-geil,

my name is chief Mboto Watusi from Swaziland. I read about your cry for help on your blog about fast and cool cars. I am a great fan of cars from Germany, which are amazingly fast and efficient and cool, like the Mercedes and the BMW and the Porsche and the amazingly fast and efficient and cool Audi A3. I am so sad to read that you drive over your camera with a fast and cool Audi A3 on the Spanish island of Mallorca. Because I like the German cars so much, I am willing to pay you the 7.500 Euros you need to buy a new fast and efficient and cool camera. Please send me all your account informations and credit card numbers really fast and efficiently. Perhaps you could also send me hot photos of your sexy wife or girlfriend. I would very much like that.

Regards,

your friend chief Mboto

P.S.

I just realize that you spend all time you have writing about cars on German blogs and have absolutely no money. So I assume that you do not have sexy wife or girlfriend but only shitty broken camera that you drive over with fast and cool and efficient Audi A3 on the Spanish island of Mallorca. Never mind! Still we can be friends!



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